Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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