Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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