People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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