Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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