she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
