Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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