I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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