No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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