I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His hands were made for my vagina.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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