I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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