please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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