Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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