whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
well you can't waste a boner
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
