Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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