You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
