no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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