You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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