I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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