I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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