The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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