Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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