Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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