I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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