I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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