Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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