i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
