Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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