But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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