I accidentally had phone sex last night
Don't make out with my wife yet
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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