So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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