You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Still dying that you shit outside
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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