apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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