babies were throwing up all over the place
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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