Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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