We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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