How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
nutella sex= disaster
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
