i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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