she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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