All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
