Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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