? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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