dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
That accounts for only three of the penises
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
