he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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