u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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