no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
being pregnant is like rehab
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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