Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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