omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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