Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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