Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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