Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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