yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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