so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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